Text Me. (But Not Really.)

So here's the sitch (Kim Possible anyone? Okay maybe not.) I was alone (girl wise) during lunch today which meant I had the "opportunity" to spend quality time with Dallin and Cody. Yay me. (I'm not being sarcastic. Promise.) Anyways, while I was texting a friend during lunch, Cody decided to shoot me a text as well. *You must take note that he was sitting right next to me. He only did it to annoy me. You see, when I'm texting someone and I receive another text at the same time, my Ipod freezes for a couple seconds until it can load. Both Cody and Dallin found that out today during lunch. They also found out that when you call me, it goes even slower. Oh Great. 12 calls from Cody, 6 from Dallin. Bravo boys...bravo. Dallin finally got his wish though, I picked up only once to find out where they had hid my backpack. Boys will be boys I guess. 

Speaking of texting.
This is my typical texting strategy. (Yes, there is a strategy to texting.)
R: I'm jealous of you
E: I hate being hot all the time...there's no way to get unhot. haha
R: Yes there IS.
E: How?
R: Stick yourself in the freezer. Duh.
E: I don't fit. Duh.
R: You would fit in mine. Duh.
E: I would die. Duh.
R: I wouldn't let you die. Duh.
E: Then you cant put me in the freezer.
R: You wouldn't die. My brother hid in there for a good ten minutes.
E: My lungs aren't as good as his.
R: But they could be! You just need practice.
E: Not worth it...

Yes, my life is an open book.
And yes, my brother did hide in the freezer for 10+ minutes.