It's Obviously Hereditary.

Well all have blonde moments. (Face facts.)
You may be the type of person who accidentally puts the peanut butter in the fridge and the jelly in the cupboard.
You may be the type of person who keeps looking for their phone even though it's been in your hand the entire time.
Or you may be the type of person who pretends never to have them, but in reality, has them more than anyone else.

Do a quick self evaluation.

I'm guessing most of  you were guilty of at least one or two. BUT, deep down inside I'm sure we all avoided option 3. At least I did.

I can solve that rather quickly. Take my test of shame. I dare you.

You know youre blonde if....

1. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (guilty)

2. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (SO GUILTY.)

3. You have ran into a glass/screen door. (....guilty.)
4. You have jumped/fell out of a moving vehicle                            Side note: Why would anyone do this?
5. You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks  (Everyday?)

6. You have ran into a tree. (Uhh. No.)
7. It is possible to lick your elbow.  (It actually is.)
8. You just tried to lick your elbow. 

9. You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.  (Obvious.)

10. You just tried to sing them.      

11. You have tripped on your sandal and fallen.    (Guilty)
12. You have choked on your own spit.   (Ten times a day)
13. You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.  

14. You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice. 

15. You just looked at it.  (dah. Gosh darn it.)
16. Your hair is blonde .

17. People have called you slow.

18. You have accidentally caught something on fire.

19. You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.       (My life story.)
21. You've fallen asleep in class.        (How does this even relate? Everyone falls asleep during class.)
22. Sometimes you just stop thinking.   (That's actually impossible. Unless you're dead.)
23. You have told a story and forget what you were talking about.

24. People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you

25. You are often told to use your "inside voice"     (I like to speak loud?)
26. You use your fingers to do simple math.    (Did it today in fact.)
27. You have eaten a bug.

28. You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. (Psh. duh.)

29. You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

30. You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.   (See above.)
>31 was skipped because it was stupid. okay...more stupid than these ones.<
32. You break a lot of things.

33. Your friends know not to use big words around you.

34. You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.       (Guilty)
35. You have fallen out of your chair before. 

36. When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall curtains -

37. The word "umm" is used many times a day.

38. You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna
say

39. You have spelled your name wrong.   (HAH. I do that a lot.)

50% of my day is filled with moments like these.
Coming home to homemade chicken pot pie, then realizing mom forgot to put the chicken in...well, that's classic.
Ps. I quote Shelby Long (the legend) "Rachael, you're weird."

My point exactly.