Hello I'm Five Years Old.

I am, and always will be, a five year old.

Don't believe me?

1. I am currently listening and singing loudly to "Two Voices, One Song." That's a Barbie song. Just so everyone knows. Side note: I personally own two Barbie movies. And I'm proud of it :)

2. As I finished the last essay for my college applications, I re-read the last sentence, made a quick edit, and smiled. Now it reads "But because I have been blessed with a pure imagination, I stay strong--up on top--right where I belong." For those of you who have never seen Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, that's almost a direct quote from the song "Cheer up Charlie." *I'm Special* >Insert awkward smile.<

3. I spend hours upon hours coloring my princess coloring book pages.

 4. Can you quote every word of Peter Pan? Yah, didn't think so.

5. When I babysit my favorite little boy Carson, we watch the Clone Wars. He laughs at me as I imitate the Star Wars characters.

6. When I get your emails, I look like this. (Thank you Alex for creating this picture a long time ago)

Are you convinced?

Good.

Now stop being so intimidated by me.
Or are you usually intimidated by five year olds? >Skeptical look of concern<