There's a Reason People with Desk Jobs Die Early....

Statement: Today was the most boring day in the history of working days. My Managers were gone at some retreat (secretly they're at the downtown bar. Not really, but that's where I imagine they'd be.) and my Supervisor left at 2:30.

Question: What did I do for two and a half hours?

Answer: I went on pointless scavenger hunts to find the cubicle with the best candy. I went on Facebook (Muhahahahaha) and I read, and re-read old Jenna and Sami emails.

Statement: There are few things that keep me entertained during these circumstances.

1. Sending Cameron Emails like this one here. (That was the entire email.) Oh, would you look at that, that's the only thing that keeps me entertained at work.



Statement: I have never wanted to slap a boy (several as a matter of fact) so badly, in my entire life. Those AP Stat boys better keep their "Dude, which girl is the hottest in this class," Fart noises, Black Ops talk, and inappropriate comments to themselves or they are seriously going to face the wrath of me.

PS. This status "Freshmen....when are they going to figure out they ain't cool" is completely backwards. First off, it's not ain't, it's aren't. Second, they are a lot cooler then 75% of our Seniors. And Thirdly, why would you even post that as a Facebook Status? Grow. Up.