That Awkward Moment....

That awkward moment when you're talking about old men who still think they have hair and comb it over, then a prime example walks by and we all go silent.

(That happened today. Just so you know.)

That awkward moment when Edward and Santa are watching you sleep at the same time.
That awkward moment when you're sitting in a movie theatre, waiting for the movie to start, when BAM a human giraffe sits in front of you.
That awkward moment when you just finish painting your nails and you have a wedgie. (Or in my case, you have to use the bathroom.)

Here's a classic.
Not.

That awkward moment when your nanny turns out to be your ex-husband disguised as a 60 year old British women. --Mrs. Doubtfire anyone?
That awkward moment when you're the only 2nd grader with Rose Art crayons because your mom was too cheap to get crayola. (I was that 2nd grader.)
That awkward moment when you buy a bag of air and there's chips inside.

And lastly,

That awkward moment when Chris Brown sees a hot chick and says "I'd hit that."