F.H.E

This is unusual. I'm blogging about a family council meeting. I guess the only reason why I'm blogging about it though is because tonight...tonight was an unusually funny night in the Porter family household.

Conversation one: Virtual dogs...and boyfriends.
R: Dad, why cant we get a dog...this cat is giving me nothing but allergies.
D: Get a virtual dog. Then we can program it to pant when you get on the computer.
R: A real dog would do that?
D: Boyfriends will do that.
R: I already HAVE a virtual boyfriend.
D: Oh..yah. You're right.

Conversation two: Hips don't lie. 
A: You know what's sad. Hips never stop growing.
R: That's your pelvic bone actually.
A: I'm just scared my hips are going to get bigger.
M: You don't need to worry about that Alex.
R: Yah just look at mom. Shes a whale.
M: Gee thanks.
R: Or look at Shakira...>insert extreme silence and everyone's lookin at me funny.<
D: Alright Alright...All hips a side.....>dad laughs at himself because he just made a joke.< Get it? All hips A SIDE?
R: Yah dad, we got it. Bahaha

Conversation three: Instatute...instapoop?
M: Well, I still want you to go to Instatute.
R: Instapoop.
M: Really Rachael?
A: What happens when you eat too much fiber.
R: >Slow motion< INNNSTTAAAPOOOPPP.
>Hilarious laughter coming from only Rachael and Alex<

Conversation four: June Bride.
A: Conner wants me to marry Evan and we'll all have connected houses when we grow up.
M: You wanna be a June bride?
A: Uhh....
>Mom starts singing June Bride from 7 Brides for 7 Brothers<

Conversation five: Green Jello.
A: I just worry about getting fat sometimes.
M: You dont need to worry about that.
A: Michael told Lexi (and I quote) "you need to lose weight."
M: Maybe he was trying to be nice. (They're newly weds...right out of highschool)
A: Uh...its Michael
R: Good point.
M: If your dad ever called me fat I would just cry.
D: And then she'd make me green and put anti-freeze in it and give it to me thinking YOU NEED TO DIE.

Conversation six: Cinderella
M: Rachael go check the calender to see what we're doing on Thursday.
M: Rachael go get the phone.
M: Rachael shut the window.
R: Mom, WHAT AM I YOUR SLAVE?
M: Yah? That's why I had you.
A: Duh.

Conversation seven: Musketeers
D: You know why the city of Enoc was so righteous? Because they were all for one...and one for all.
R: They were the Musketeers?
>Later<
M: What did the Musketeers do right before they went to fight?
>Rachael does the three amigo solute....laughter follows<
R: I dont know they probably put their swords in the middle and did a little volleyball cheer.

Conversation eight: Alms
>Dad reading scriptures<
"Verily Verily I say that I would that ye should do alms unto the poor"
R: Alms...Alms...Alms for the poor. (Robin Hood anyone?) Bahahaha.

And that ladies and gentlemen, concludes our Family Home Evening for the night. :)