That's One for the Of Course File.

Of Course I would get asked out on two dates this weekend. One on Friday and one on Saturday. I mean, I'm the most social bug on the planet right? No. Oh no. Somewhere up in heaven, angels are laughing at this night and waiting for more laughs tomorrow.
Of Course my social awkwardness would make itself present and painfully obvious while floating the river with a bunch of unknown's. Could I look more ridiculous? Don't answer that.
Of Course I would be the only one who can't pull herself up on the huge floatation device. It's not like I own a boat or practice 24/7. Seriously. My arms are like noodles. Hence the email title "jellogirl."

And...

Of Course I would get locked out of my house for 2 hours. Thank goodness my date drove off the other way. 

Could my life get any better? Stay tuned for tomorrow's shindig. Maybe one day we'll all gather round and watch "Rachael's greatest hits" I'm sure we could all get a good laugh out of it. Round of applause for my very interesting/entertaining day.