His Name is Charlie.

The Engineers claimed war.
and it all started with a boy (yes, boy) named Charlie.
He's 24.7 and acts as though he's five.
Then there's Jason.
The shy yet completely mischievous one.
He proclaims to have never participated in Charlie's pillaging of our office supplies and cubicle space. He simply watches. And I quote "giggles."

Charlie owns a candy dish.
One that disappeared (cough,cough) a couple days ago.
It was harmless really, we replaced it within the business hours.
We were only having a bit of fun.
Besides, Charlie is known for harassing/teasing the admin.

Jason confronted me first.
I pleaded innocent.
Not sure if he believed it or not...
Charlie was harder to convince.

Yet, as I walked into my office this morning,
my mouth gaped open. Clearly, he had not believed me.
The cubicle was in shambles.
Every piece of equipment had been tampered with.
Every item that had laid neatly on my desk now sat upside down or flipped in the opposite direction.
The worst by far was the keyboard.
Each letter...each number...had been put in a different location.

Needless to say they used every trick in the book.
and even added a few of their own.