Mustaches.

Hi.
I'm wearing a mustache today.
Know why?
Because I was telling everyone to have a "Fan-Stache-tic" day today.

That's why.

Also,

Why do they report power outages on TV?
 Is there another word for synonym?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

And,

A bus station is where a bus stops...a train station is where a train stops...so now you know why they call it a work station...(So True.)

So many things to think about on days like these.