Graduation.

I know it's a ways off but yesterday I spent 3 hours creating my idea of a perfect graduation. Let me tell you first hand, you are not part of it. (You, referring to anyone else in my graduating class.) It's sad to say but in my fantasy, none of you graduate. In order to "walk" with me, keep your mind out of the gutter and stay sober for AT LEAST a week....which none of you seem to be able to do at the moment so...sorry :) Don't worry though, I filled your seats with some VIP's and it's all-systems-go from here on out. Except however, there is one more change I need to make. Our graduating song. Whoever came up with the song choices...well....you REALLY need to branch out. Perverted-teenager-nasty language-no meaning whatsoever, is not a genre. Seriously. I don't see how "Party Rock Anthem" applies to graduation at all. It's only cool when the Newsies shuffle. And unless you plan on having them dance for me, get rid of it.

My Graduation song: Little Wonders.

Now that things are in order, I'd say its almost time to Graduate. In 6 months that is.