Dear Blank, Please Blank.

If you haven't already visited that website, (Dear blank, please blank) then I suggest you jump on that. Immediately.

Let me give you a sample. (Everybody loves samples. That's why we have a Costco.)

"Dear boys who say they want girls in sweats, without makeup, and hair up,
Prove it.
Sincerely, I'm right here."

"Dear good hair day,
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sincerely, wind."

"Dear Fred,
Remember when we put our names in the goblet of fire? I wish that hadn't been the only time we saw each other old.
Sincerely, missing you, George."

"Dear Teachers,
Due tomorrow or do tomorrow?
Sincerely, anonymous."

"Dear Walt Disney,
I'm Sorry.
Sincerely, I just watched the Disney Channel."

HAH. That's all for now. Check it out for more kicks and giggles.
That's Dear blank, please blank.

Enjoy :)